Tips for Social Distancing with a Beard From Below.
So you have been fostering a wonderful beard from below and ready to show it to the world when suddenly the unthinkable happens – A global viral pandemic!
Social Distancing!?
Staying at home!?
Not the types of things you want to be doing when your beard from below is in bloom!
Here are a few tips to get you by in these trying times:
- Establish a routine: We’re in this for the long-haul. Getting into a good routine will help the days fly by – don’t forget plenty of time to admire your beard from below!
- Leverage technology: Next time your on a “Zoom” call, just lift it up a bit – not too much that you have people on your doorstep trying to touch, but just enough to remind them what they are missing.
- Hygiene is important: You may not be going out much but it’s still important to keep that beard from below fit and tidy. Might we suggest a wash of whiskey and eggs to strengthen and protect?
- Reconnect with family: Hey it’s as good of a time as any to call up crazy uncle Wily and see if his beard has grown back after the accident.
- Send your beard to beardsfrombelow.org: Yup that’s right – what better way to virtually show off that badass beard you’ve grown than send it to beards from below!
Beards from below and blue smoothies? A match made in heaven!
Beards from bel–Woh!
You set your snacks down around this beard from below and suddenly you have no more snacks!
Very nice, very nice indeed!
It counts!
Glasses make your beard from below appear more intelligent, don’t you know?
Likely listening to some death metal.
Business blue and a beard from below. Ready to make things happen.
Age, wisdom. Don’t mess with this beard from below. Keep your kids locked up before they get a firm talkin’ to.
This beard from below is feeling pretty good!
